The Monster in the Couch

Yes, we have a monster that lives in our couch - and it comes out and attacks at random.

Although, I should probably back up the story a bit.  With Joseph working nights, he tends to sleep on the couch in the basement during the warm summer days.  He was laying there, asleep, when all of a sudden something was attacking him, something sharp and pointy, from the INSIDE of the couch, from behind the cushion.   In his half awake state, he rolled over, and looked, only to see 2 yellow eyes staring back out at him.  Any attempt to remove the little monster from inside the couch was thwarted, by an attack of claws.

Apparently, the cat likes to hide in the space under there (the cushions don't fit tight), and she wanted to play. 

Joseph gave up trying to reclaim the couch and finished sleeping on the floor.